A Souvenir Collection

¨I am not naked I am just nude¨
said Daniel after to many Cuba Libre when he was running around Robinson island without any clothes on, Kuna Islands, Panama

¨I thought: just do it the presidential way. You are young only once but you can be immature all your life. I am practicing.¨
said Bob when he was asked why he turned around on the staircase of the airplane to wave to the crowd, Galapagos

¨You are a lucky man. All you need to remember are two words: Yes, dear.¨
said Bob to Friedrich, Galapagos

¨My friend said Lima is just like Thailand: cheap beer, cheap cocaine, cheap women. That’s why I came here.¨
said an English travel bum who felt free to annoy everyone with his ¨travel wisdom¨, Arequipa, Peru

„For me your hands are not dirty“
said a Maori man who helped to change a tyre when Friedrich wanted to wipe off his dirty hands before shaking hands to say goodbye, on the road, New Zealand

¨Are we going to see an owl?¨
asked a birdwatcher-lady who looked exactly like an owl, Eungella NP, Australia

¨There are so many Germans travelling – are there any left in your country?!?¨
asked a hostel owner in Mackay, Australia

¨If you drink a Bhang Lassi (Marihuana Milchshake) before taking the bus it does not feel like driving in a bus, its like flying on a carpet!!“
said a wise Indian man, Rajasthan, India

¨How is stone for you?¨
asked an Ayurveda expert a couple of days after giving a ¨special stone¨ to Sarah as a present, Udaipur, India

¨In Israel we have everything!¨
said Efrat explaining the advantages of her country, Burma

¨I hope we get pancakes!!…but if the pancakes are small it will be even more disappointing!¨
said Efrat during a trekking tour in the middle of nowwhere, Burma/Myanmar

¨You very beautiful! You must be Miss Beautiful of your Munich University!“
said a Burmese couple in the nightbus admiring Sarahs light complexion, Burma